The reason the internet was created.
A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
Beer > Eggs, Cream Cheese and Milk
I would never eat an oyster again.
Create earthquakes, launch fireballs and cause other crazy disasters to destroy all the eggs in each level.
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
Mom is allowed to have a little fun on Mothers Day.
I wonder how many of you will break the egg inside your shirt?
Mom and Dad are going to hell after playing this cruel prank on their little kid.