LOL, Half Man - Half Dog haves a bite to eat.
This is what happens when you eat too many turkeys by yourself.
Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!
And hasn't sh*t in 2 weeks since.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was...
The snake is having his last meal.
Eating liquid nitrogen frozen whipped cream turns you into a dragon.
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish...
I'm pretty sure he's going to suffocate in there.