Smoking is not good for your ears.
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in...
There are better ways to pierce your ears.
This guy had an itch in his ear and couldn't figure out why.
How in the hell does this stuff happen?
WTF is going on in this man's ear? He's got a zoo in there!
The kid decided it was a bad idea after he already did it.
A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.
A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian...
How dumb can you be? You just admitted to the crime.