How dumb can you be? You just admitted to the crime.
The kid decided it was a bad idea after he already did it.
WTF: Using Your Ears For a Hair Band
Way to go guy. A real class act...
Poor Dog Infested With Ticks
Perhaps you should clean your ears more then once a year...
Try this trick out if your kid wont stop crying. Works every time.
Smoking is not good for your ears.