All he hears now is a constant ringing because his eardrums and shot!
The kid decided it was a bad idea after he already did it.
And she wanted to keep fighting!!!
A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian...
How in the hell does this stuff happen?
They always ask at the doctors office why you are there, and you have to...
How dumb can you be? You just admitted to the crime.
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
WTF is going on in this man's ear? He's got a zoo in there!
Try this trick out if your kid wont stop crying. Works every time.