Sea Men

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,080

Speeding Blonde

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and wal...read more

6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,759

T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who
greete...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,583

The Blonde at School

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 tod...read more

12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM

139,270

The splits

How does a blonde part their hair?

By doing the splits.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

38,178

Three Girls Go Camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

121,652

Train Runs Over Stupid Kid

This is what you call an idiot. Do not try this at home.

8/31/2011 12:00:00 AM

21,612

Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,405

Which Hole?

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

62,094

Whore House

This guy goes into a whore house and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first tim...read more

8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,951