When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Don't start a fight you can't finish.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
A Cowboys fan and a Chargers fan each get a bottle smashed over their head. Also a dramatic bystander almost loses his arm!
This guy enjoys every last kernel of his popcorn.
After getting hit in the head playfully with a sledgehammer the guy starts to get pissed and knocks his buddy out.
Every wedding has one of these guys.