Drunk Woman Steals Ferry & Yells I'm Jack Sparrow
According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Just Hanging Around Having a Beer
I'm going to serenade all you...or not.
He wont be too happy when he wakes up.
Somebody had a few too many!