Can I borrow those next time I get drunk?
Drunk Woman Steals Ferry & Yells I'm Jack Sparrow
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
After getting hit in the head playfully with a sledgehammer the guy starts to get pissed and knocks his buddy out.
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
It's amazing that some people actually try to drive like this.
Comedian and YouTube prankster Tom Mabe has a friend with a severe drinking problem. After hearing that this friend, who has five DUIs, was passed out drunk again, Mabe went to work teaching him a lesson. He converted an office into a hospital room and convinced the friend that he had been in a coma for ten years.