Would you have knocked him out?
A couple drunk women go at it.
Right in the family jewels!
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Keyword here is "attempts"...
Drinking affects your balance.
This dingbat snorts a shot of tequila through his nose, no salt or lime...
Somebody enjoyed themselves at the airport bar.
This guy learned that oven stove tops are made of glass.
Just another crazy Christmas up in Norway.