Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Drinking affects your balance.
Keyword here is "attempts"...
This dingbat snorts a shot of tequila through his nose, no salt or lime...
Just another crazy Christmas up in Norway.
Somebody enjoyed themselves at the airport bar.
Every wedding has one of these guys.
Did he think nobody would notice?
Someone was enjoying the holidays a little too much!