This idiot enjoys what is probably his last drink ever...
His between the legs beer pong dunk didn't end well.
Slippin...fallin...can't get up.
Right in the family jewels!
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
Drinking affects your balance.
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Keyword here is "attempts"...
Would you have knocked him out?
This dingbat snorts a shot of tequila through his nose, no salt or lime...