Slippin...fallin...can't get up.
Right in the family jewels!
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
Drinking affects your balance.
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Keyword here is "attempts"...
This dingbat snorts a shot of tequila through his nose, no salt or lime...
Would you have knocked him out?
Just another crazy Christmas up in Norway.
Every wedding has one of these guys.