Keyword here is "attempts"...
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
Every wedding has one of these guys.
Slippin...fallin...can't get up.
Someone was enjoying the holidays a little too much!
Just another crazy Christmas up in Norway.
Manatees get thirsty too!
This idiot enjoys what is probably his last drink ever...
A hammered business man starts belting out a popular song on the subway.