How in dafuq does that happen???
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
How to get a drunk guy off the race track.
Why would you ever want to do this???
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
They didnt want to share the same bed so they got creative.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
Jack is whacked out of his mind after getting his wisdom teeth removed. I want what he had!