He didn't make it very far.
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.
This guy hit the bottle a little hard before moving a heavy freezer.
All that vodka can make flat ground seem like a mountain.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
These guys can barely stand on their own two feet let alone fight each other.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
After getting hit in the head playfully with a sledgehammer the guy starts to get pissed and knocks his buddy out.
This is why booze and skateboarding do not mix.