These guys can barely stand on their own two feet let alone fight each other.
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According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
It must take a lot of vodka to not realize your foot is on fire.
Someone get this dog a damn bowl of water!