Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
They hit the catnip a little too hard or it was laced with something...lol
Now you see him, now you don't.
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
Top Bunk wins with a knockout!
After one game you're trashed!
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.