The band sucks so bad I don't think you could even tell he was going down.
Somebody had too much spiked eggnog.
One too many beers turns this guy into a drunk linebacker.
The door breaks down on top of him while he is puking in the bathroom.
Some poor guy gets creamed by a drunk driver. Thats why you look both ways.
This is what happens when you let a female drive when she is drunk...lol