Can I borrow those next time I get drunk?
This snake is up for sale. Only $50,000 lol
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
Think twice next time you go to order the larger beer. Its a ripoff!
Drinking fail. I bet that stung!
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.