Russian designated driver.
OMG its a beached whale! This woman had way too many Corona's while at the beach, now she cant get even herself out of the ocean.
Drinking fail. I bet that stung!
You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
Can I borrow those next time I get drunk?
This is what it would be like if you watched Judge Judy while trashed.
Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
Damn that was super fast. Now do a beer!
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.