Don't play with a shotgun when you're hammered.
This is what happens when you have your drunk buddy assist you in a flaming shot.
This is what happens when Cupid drinks to much.
He don't have much time left on this earth...
A hammered business man starts belting out a popular song on the subway.
He's so drunk that a spit wad can knock him over.
A drunk fan take a tumble down the seats and spills his beer.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.