He thought those tracks were abandoned.
He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires...
Alcohol does not make you moonwalk better.
Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
Did he think nobody would notice?
They hit the catnip a little too hard or it was laced with something...lol
This guy learned that oven stove tops are made of glass.
You might want to think twice about drinking that Capri Sun next time.