It was the last drink he ever had...
Drunk Girls get freaky in the kitchen and Kiss.
These guys can barely stand on their own two feet let alone fight each other.
Trade You Air Conditioning For Your Sobriety
That's one way to ruin your engine!
Some hammered chick is rolling around on a table when all of a sudden it tumbles along with her.
Some drunk chick runs to the stall and knocks herself out.
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
I want to hold her hand too!