Great way to knock yourself out!
Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
I'm not sure they would be my friends any longer.
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
He thought those tracks were abandoned.
I want to hold her hand too!
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
He don't have much time left on this earth...