Someone had one too many at the airport bar.
Throw me a beer!!! Now save my drunk ass.
I wouldn't open the door for that psycho either!
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
He's known as the Lebron James of beer pong.
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
These guys are brilliant. Great way to lose an eye.
Can I borrow those next time I get drunk?
That how you make a drink with some some style.