A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
The fire trucks were all tied up fighting another fire so they called in the bomber.
There is a reason why you have spotters and clearly they failed.
A C-17 drops four Humvee's out of the rear cargo ramp over Iraq. The Humvees were "daisy-chained" in a heavy sequential drop configuration. They were moving at approximately 140 knots as they left the ramp.
It's raining birthday cakes in the arena.
Tough guy gets knocked da fuq out!
Fling the ragdoll through each hazard-filled level. Your goal: cause as much damange to the ragdoll as possible.
Unsuspecting victims think a mannequin's head has fallen off until they go to pick it up!
Baboom!!! That's a pretty stupid idea considering all the flammable sewer gas down there. (methane)
He wanted his little girl to catch the foul ball but changed his mind and dropped his daughter to try and catch it himself. Double fail.