You need to collect the droplets that are smaller then you. If you try to collect a bigger one you will lose.
Baboom!!! That's a pretty stupid idea considering all the flammable sewer gas down there. (methane)
Couldn't have timed it better!
It's raining birthday cakes in the arena.
Somebody owes somebody a lot of money!
A woman enters an elevator and hits up without letting her dog in. A guy carrying a bunch of eggs attempts to save the dog. The dog survived, the eggs did not.
He wanted his little girl to catch the foul ball but changed his mind and dropped his daughter to try and catch it himself. Double fail.
Tough guy gets knocked da fuq out!
Unsuspecting victims think a mannequin's head has fallen off until they go to pick it up!
A woman is calmly sitting at a light when all of a sudden a 18 wheeler comes along and drops her off a gift.