I wouldn't open the door for that psycho either!
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
If you get drunk and pick fights with random people chances are you're going to get knocked the f*ck out!
You would never know the wife is almost vertical.
That how you make a drink with some some style.
What nice friends you have! Got corn?
Top Bunk wins with a knockout!
This guy hit the bottle a little hard before moving a heavy freezer.
Damn that was super fast. Now do a beer!