He didn't see the other guy jumping at the same time. Alcohol and fires don't mix well.
The bride doesn't look very happy right before that drunk woman destroys her wedding.
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
They hit the catnip a little too hard or it was laced with something...lol
Now you see him, now you don't.
There's Peanuts In My Cappuccino
Top Bunk wins with a knockout!
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.