Someone had a bit too much to drink.
Gravity: 1, Drunk Russian: 0
One too many beers turns this guy into a drunk linebacker.
When are Russians going to learn that drinking Vodka and driving does not mix.
It turns out that getting drunk and trying to play with wild monkeys at the zoo is a very bad idea.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Don't start a fight you can't finish.