A drunk guy spends so much energy trying to get over the fence when all of a sudden a little kid comes along...
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Just trying to water her roses in this heat wave when all of a sudden...
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
Now that's how you walk back into the club!
This Russian dude does not tolerate drunk driving.
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.