Just trying to water her roses in this heat wave when all of a sudden...
This dude was already half in the bag before he started...
Never trust a bunch drunk and high people to crowd surf you on a raft.
To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video.
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
This Santa is absolutely hammered! Must have had too much spiked eggnog.
Someone get this guy a coffee!
Rednecks don't need to visit an actual dentist. They just get hammered on Jack Daniels and rip out their teeth.
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.