One of the mythbusters test the effects of alcohol. Running on a Treadmill after 5 scotches = Fail.
Don't start a fight you can't finish.
Somebody throw this guy a tip.
Dumbass picked literally the biggest dude to fight with.
Don't drink and drive. The driver of the Ferrari blew right through the red light.
This kid gets a bubble bath shamming by his friends. The bubbles end up pouring out the windows.
A redneck gets tased when he ignores the cops warning and takes off on his lawn mower.
This is about as drunk as you can possibly get. The only thing he is fighting is gravity.