Tis the season to be jolly...
These can't possibly be any good can they?
This is the bloody mary to end all bloody mary's.
Remember kids, don't drink and ride!
I'm not sure they would be my friends any longer.
Someones uncle is drunk and wants to dance but they wont let him.
Some drunk chick runs to the stall and knocks herself out.
People get poisoned from the nitrogen cloud and start passing out into the pool. Uh oh!
Dont try to fly an airplane when your drunk.
Don't pass out around your buddy if he's an artist.