Can I borrow those next time I get drunk?
Drunk Woman Steals Ferry & Yells I'm Jack Sparrow
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
After getting hit in the head playfully with a sledgehammer the guy starts to get pissed and knocks his buddy out.
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
Don't leave your drink unattended at this beach because its filled with a bunch of alcoholic monkeys.
Drinking fail. I bet that stung!
This idiot enjoys what is probably his last drink ever...