I suddenly hate my pet goldfish.
Just when they were about to celebrate a win, the kid throws the football away for a fumble. FAIL SAUCE
She doesn't like when I hide from her.
The first rule of fight club is there are no rules!
Cops can have fun to ya know!
What's more American than playing the National Anthem with a gas-guzzling F1 race car?
What's cooler then playing with a Yo-Yo in space???
Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't do something...
A simple game of fetch turns into a wild ride!