Don't flush the toilet around this little fella.
Do you want an immortal dog? Then just cut off his paws, send them away for 150 dollars and you will get back some special juice.
I want tickets to their next show!
He would get them himself but he don't have thumbs.
She was cruising pretty good until a dog came into her path, then she got owned.
Not going to get any milk out of those.
Watch as this dog joins the fail club.