That dog is in heaven right now.
This dog won't allow anyone to touch mom's pregnant belly.
Thanks to the driver the cop escaped a pack of hungry wolves.
Moral of the story: Pick up your dog's poop.
A pet squirrel tries to hide a nut in the family dog.
That's why you don't stand next to the ocean when there's a giant storm...
This is what would happen if you bred Dobermans with Chihuahuas.
Can't be more guilty than that!