2nd finger jar - 3rd finger mouth A lecturer teaching medicine was teaching a class on Observation. He took out a jar of yellow-colore...read more 8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,078
How do you have sex? AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over an...read more 11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,063
27 Stitches A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure ...read more 9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,838
Alzheimers vs AIDS Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimers or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out ...read more 5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,800
Living to see 80 An 80 year old man recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab te...read more 8/25/2008 12:00:00 AM 9,791
Attending a wake Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimers who lived in a nursing home. One day he came out of his roo...read more 11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 9,629
Three samples A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up. The doctor says "Ill need you to come back...read more 1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,597
What will you give me? A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said ...read more 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,539
Heaven or HELL A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds draw...read more 11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,515
Orange penis A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more 8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,502