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Birth Control A baby was just born. He had all his fingers and toes and looked quite normal, except that he was la...read more 11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,316
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Blonde joke A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. ...read more 12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM 6,329
Brain Surgery Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he ...read more 6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,817
Brakes failed There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting l...read more 9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,169
Burn baby BURN! Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "D...read more 5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,711
Burning Hell A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds draw...read more 2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,770