There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the f...read more
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more
Actor Haley Joel Osment was charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession after he crashed his 1996 Saturn station wagon while returning home from a Los Angeles concert in July 2006. The 18-year-old Osment, who starred as the boy who saw dead people in "The Sixth Sense," suffered minor injuries in the accident and was briefly hospitalized. Osment, who posed for a mug shot snapped by an L.A. sheriff's deputy, was released from custody after posting a $15,000 bond.
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra."
Nurse asks, "D...read more
A guy walks INTO a psychiatrists office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "Ive...read more
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "...read more
A married couple was in a terrible accident and the wives face was severely burned. The doctor told...read more
This time the location changes from a house to a hospital, but you still wake up confused in the dark, and feel the need to escape.
Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having fai...read more