Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check...read more
Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimers or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I ...read more
80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor: Let me tell you a ...read more
George Clinton, the colorful singer known as Dr. Funkenstein, was busted in December 2003 by Florida cops and charged with possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. The 62-year-old Parliament-Funkadelic founder, who owns a home in Tallahassee, spent less than an hour in the Leon County Jail before coming up with the $2650 he needed to bond out.
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
A man goes to his parents girlfriends house for supper. The girlfriend says that they may ask him so...read more
An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes ...read more
A nurse was caught on camera beating an elderly person.
"Ive got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.
"Whats the bad news?&...read more