Sweet Nothings A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife not...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,866
Peeing in the park There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you ne...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,680
Taken by the balls A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. ...read more 5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,653
Vaseline Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesnt have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,632
Who wants to be a millionaire? One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A man and his wife went to bed and the man...read more 10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,627
Saudi Interview A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visaConsul: Your name please?Saudi: ...read more 1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,600
Alter boy confession A priest had to go pee but had to stay and listen to confessions, when a janitor passed by the pries...read more 4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,569
Pulling on my dick! On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up closeto keep warm. In the morning, ...read more 6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,519
Fell cocky all day! Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Man who stand on toilet high on po...read more 7/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,321
Making a baby A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother...read more 12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,205