Little Johnny While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, s...read more 5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,585
No clothes right now! What a wife says...This place is a mess! Cmon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying...read more 10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM 11,472
Walking the dog "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I do...read more 10/14/2008 12:00:00 AM 11,331
A boy and his frog A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks...read more 6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,178
Soup or Sex It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends sta...read more 2/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,162
Not touchin it An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he n...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,130
Viagra An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to s...read more 1/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,966
Bag over your head A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life ...read more 5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,910
Kids are home A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he...read more 10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,906
Sweet Nothings A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife not...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,861