There is no way this dog is letting you steal his owners bike, especially since he rides it too.
Unless you want to get knocked out.
Didn't your parents teach you to look both ways before crossing the road.
According to a Russian newspaper this guy was drunk when he crashed his motorcycle and somehow managed to survive that terrible crash.
Now thats what you call a dumbass on a bike.
Look at her go!!! Nice dismount at least...FAIL
How this guy didn't wipe out like 10 times is beyond me?
Damn that looks pretty bad ass!