Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
He clearly was not impressed.
Sorry Ken, you just suck.
Johnny Knoxville is skilled with a dildo.
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
I bet you never thought a bunch of dildos falling could be so mesmerizing.
It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.