If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol
He clearly was not impressed.
Sorry Ken, you just suck.
Johnny Knoxville is skilled with a dildo.
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
I bet you never thought a bunch of dildos falling could be so mesmerizing.