It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.
At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
I bet you never thought a bunch of dildos falling could be so mesmerizing.
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!
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He clearly was not impressed.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
Sorry Ken, you just suck.