Sorry Ken, you just suck.
If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!
She s...read more