He clearly was not impressed.
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
Grandma Caught a Dildo While Fishing
Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol
It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.