It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.
Grandma Caught a Dildo While Fishing
He clearly was not impressed.
Someone's too embarrassed to pick it up.
At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
Johnny Knoxville is skilled with a dildo.
Sorry Ken, you just suck.