If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
Nobody wants to admit it's theirs...lol
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!
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This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
I bet you never thought a bunch of dildos falling could be so mesmerizing.
He clearly was not impressed.
Sorry Ken, you just suck.
This guy is hammered and pokes a cop with a dildo so he gets arrested.