If strapping a dildo to yourself and using it to distract your opponents is what it takes to win then by god you strap that thing on and do it with pride!
At homecoming this kid thought it would be a good idea to whip out a giant dildo while the girl he's walking with gets on her knees and praises him. The teachers were not impressed.
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
It's a duel to the death and this kid is wielding a 7 pound dildo as a weapon.
Someone's too embarrassed to pick it up.
Sorry Ken, you just suck.
Junior, that's not a toy you should be playing with. If you only knew where that had been...lol
Johnny Knoxville is skilled with a dildo.
Grandma Caught a Dildo While Fishing