Fighting for the army somewhere in the jungle, you fall out of your squadron's helicopter. You are now alone on an unexplored island filled with mad monsters who want to feast upon your flesh. Today is NOT the day you die!

Check out this fucking short version of Die Hard..lol

That's one way to end up in a wheelchair.

Holy sh*t!!!!!! I'ts pretty evident that wasn't how it was supposed to go. He should thank his lucky stars he survived that fail.

If you are a fan of the game "Risk" then you will enjoy this game which is very similar.

Here is a giant montage of Bruce Willis clips rolled into one epic video because Bruce Willis is just awesome.

Upgrade your car and drive your way through hordes of zombies in order to reach your destination - alive.

This hamster needs to join the circus.

Andrew Dice Clay has one of the dirtiest stand up comedian acts around.

You never know who's on the other line out there...