These deer get spooked by something and get the hell out of the woods.
You can't get that close to a grazing stag and not expect to piss him off.
Icy conditions affect more then just drivers.
Don't go near your pet deer when he's feeling horny!
He must of forgot he had a giant deer in the back.
A baby deer is found that loves getting his belly rubbed.
This deer is either deaf or just plain stupid.
Stop being a wimp and help the damn deer.